While I must say that I am very fond of both languages, every now and then when working with Java I am reminded of a sound from my past:
I was working at a startup in the bay area doing enterprise java stuff. I sat next to the lead developer in this tiny downtown SF death trap crammed full of programmers and sales reps from around the world. About once a day he would just collapse in front of his keyboard cradling his head in his hands muttering "