HANDS OFF THAT KEYBOARD!
NOW! Back away!
my unit tests did growl.
We've watched you hack,
and wail and thrash,
Your code, it grows quite foul.

If you've half a wit,
you won't commit,
this mess you've made tonight.
Right now, we pray,
throw it all away!
Deep down you know we're right.

Then create a node,
and post this code,
for your fellow monks to see.
You've naught to lose,
you've paid your dues,
by giving help for free.

You're right, I see,
that's what should be,
I'll post this right away.
Just one more fix,
before I do, ...

In reply to An Unfinished Hack by dws

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