Statements of faith. I love them. Kind of like sound bites for the soul. I have a few, and I use them when I think about it.

• I drank what?
• Fear is the mind killer...
• Credit Cards are a contract where you get something today and they hope to get a whole lot more down the road.
• Capitalism is not about whether you are happy, healthy and wise, but about whether you can make someone money.
• You can't put out a fire by throwing boards at it.
• Good programmers are visionary. They can see beyond the current specs to the next level. Good programmers are also normally frustrated with the lack of vision around them.
• Faith is what we fall back to when the proof does not pan out.
• You would not want the average programmer running the business side of things, so get your damn business people out of the programming side of things.
• I had an evil twin. It was more cost effective if I served both roles.
• I was blinded by the light. Then I hit the utility pole.
• The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
• I tried being serious about life, but life was not serious about me.
• The things I regret most in life are not the things I did wrong, but the things I did not do at all.
• And many many more.....

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