Couldn't resist. Forgive me for not using an XML parser. 
use strict;
use LWP::Simple;

my $xml = get('http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node=Other%20Users%20
+XML%20Ticker');
my @user = $xml =~ /username="([^"]+)"/g;

for my $i (0..$#user - 1) {
   next unless int rand(4);
   my ($this,$that) = @user[$i,$i+1];
   printf "%30s %s\n", "$this + $that = ",
      substr($this,0,rand(length $this)+2) 
      . substr($that,rand(length $that));
}

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Some insteresting ones: 
   particle + ChemBoy =  party
      P0w3rK!d + chhe =  P0e
         BazB + dorko =  Barko
crazyinsomniac + ybiC =  crazyinC
       hacker + sfink =  hackfink
    Pug + Abstraction =  Pugtraction

jeffa

L-LL-L--L-LL-L--L-LL-L--
-R--R-RR-R--R-RR-R--R-RR
B--B--B--B--B--B--B--B--
H---H---H---H---H---H---
(the triplet paradiddle with high-hat)

In reply to (jeffa) Re: Scrolling Other Users by jeffa
in thread Scrolling Other Users by VSarkiss

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