The formatted version:
At a class and don't have any kind of PERL to check the correctness, here it is anyway: 
#!/usr/bin/perl
# desparate.pl

use Tact;
use Courtesy;

my $dear;
$tonight = join($me,@dinner);
@least = split(/$me/,$sundae);
for (;$_iam gt "nothing";) {
    while (not $perfect) {
        $i_am = abs $nice;
    }
}
open ILLBE, ">yourneeds";
@night = ('I\'ll', ' hold', ' you', ' close' . " keep you safe");
$me = consider($my_offer);

sub consider {
    study $_<a href="/index.pl?node=0&amp;lastnode_id=19337">0</a>;
    return $youranswer;
}

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- Ozymandias

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