Fellow Monks, (and I'm quite happy to be able to say that now,)
    As some of you may already know, I'm going in to have my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. As such, I wanted to make light of it, a little bit, as a way of getting rid of the stress. So I present, my code for Friday: 
use Anaesthethic::General;

$feelingFine=true;
my @wisdomTeeth = (grep /^Wisdom/ (keys %teeth))
foreach my $wisdomTooth (@wisdomTeeth){
    delete $teeth{$wisdomTooth};
}
sleep(10800) if $prescription->filled or $pain > THRESHOLD;
while($pain != 0){
    $feelingFine = false unless ($prescription->pills > 0);
}

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    Go ahead and add your own comments/improvments to this, I want to see what's the best that can be done before I go in (about 24 hrs from now, 8:30 am PDT.)

    Have fun with it.

Edited My friend pointed out sleep is in seconds not in milliseconds in perl, and I had a syntax error to fix.

In reply to A Little Bit of Twisted Humor by abitkin

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