How do I find the largest element in an array?
Write a foreach loop to scan the elements one at a time, and stop when you get to the largest one.

Or two passengers on a bus:

Passenger 1: I'm trying to get to 4th and main, could you tell me how to get there?
Passenger 2: Sure, just get off two stops before I do.

I think I could make use of this one as well:

I tried getpeername and it gave me some weird error message.
If you got `some weird error' the problem is with your frobobnitz.

Good stuff =D.

In reply to Re: Perl Humor by Anonymous Monk
in thread Perl Humor by AcidHawk

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