I'm much happier with this than the original. 
{$~="WillIHackSomethingNew"
;@@=                    (  
   '      u sj   '       , 
   '             '        ,
   '        t    '      ,  
   '             '       , 
   '   e r  a n  '        ,
   '             '      ,  
   'p err e  ho t'       , 
   '   k  c      '        ,
   '    l        '      ,  
   '             '       , 
   '    h a      '        )
;$;=!1;$==$-=2;$=*=$==++$=;
$$=$-;$}=$--1;$%=$$*$-;$|=!
0;$x=' '}while($~=~/(.)/g){
;print$x x$-.substr($@[$;],
$=,$|);$:=ord($1); if($:%$%
==($%==$-)||$}==$:%$%){$;+=
$-*($}-$:%$%);$=+=$-*$:%$%;
}$=-=$:%$%*($:%$%==-$}+$%);
$;-=++$:%$%*($$+$|==$:%$%)}

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I guess I was a tad rusty. :)

In reply to Re: Self Criticism by jake
in thread Will I Hack Something New? by jake

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