I am the KING OF XP WHORES!
Bow down before your King!

Some of my secrets that have been missed so far:

• Write a sappy meditation praising Tilly.
• Know how to link. Why is this my highest rated node?
• Irony. My 2nd highest rated node is a masterpiece of irony. Note the rapid replies on a front-paged node.
• Avoid Perl. How the heck am I at almost 4000?

Seriously, I post because I have something to say and I like saying it here since I love the site. Now that I've learned the Secret Saint Handshake what more is there???

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