There are still a couple of loose ones in there. -2 or -3 if you count the superfluous ; 

($£=pop)=~/1./?0:qw(0 st nd rd)[$£%10]or'th'

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My best alternate ain't even close, substr is too long. 

sub nthit{
substr'thstndrd',($£=pop)=~/1./||($£%=10)>3?0:2*$£,2
}

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Nah! Your thinking of Simon Templar, originally played by Roger Moore and later by Ian Ogilvy

In reply to Re: English Date-Suffixes by BrowserUk
in thread English Date-Suffixes by Cody Pendant

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