I can see it now!
A new country song entitled "Got It Right" (sung to the tune of "Mr. Right" by Garth Brooks).

And it'll go something like this:

I can tell by the way you've been voting nodes down 
Not your ordinary code is gonna do 
You've been waitin' for that one
That can spin your head around 
Well now honey, I've got that special code for you 
There must be a million lines of code in my programs 
So you must find the one that's right for you somehow 
Well, it's up to you, they're here for years 
Or 'till the last backup disappears
I've got it right and I've got it right now

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Okay, okay! I'll say it! I need professional help!

updated many moons later: fixed a typo.

In reply to (Humor) Got It Right (and Got It Right Now!) by Mr. Muskrat
in thread Frustrations with newbie questions by hieronymus

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