It's thanksgiving, and I have to thank god for those half-japanese girls... 
#!/usr/bin/perl


# goddamn you half japanese girls 
# do it to me every time 
# oh, the redhead said you shred the cello 
# and i'm jello, baby 
# 'cause you wont talk won't look won't think of me 
# i'm the epitome 
# a public enemy 
# why you wanna go and do me like that? 
# come down on the street and dance with me 

# ...

# i wish i could get my head outta the sand 
# 'cause i think we'd make a good team 
# and you would keep my fingernails clean 
# but that's just a stupid dream that i won't realize 
# 'cause i can't even look in your eyes without shakin' 
# and i ain't fakin' 
# i'll bring home the turkey and you bring home the bacon

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GOD->can( DAMN ), 1/2 * Japanese::Girls ;
for ( each %{time()} ) {
    do { 'it', @{ME} };
    OH, and REDHEAD;
} continue { to : say($you,$shred, @Chello) };

baby, and ME->isa( "jello") ;

@ME,
eval '
    no You::talk;    
    no You::look;
    no You::think;
';

ME->isa('epitome'), a::public::enemy;
seek(REASON,do { ME },'like that' );

do { not wait() }, come * down * on * street & dance => me
..
I , Wish. I->can( my $head = do { GET : { out , of, sand  } } );
eval { cos, I , Think. WE->can( MAKE->VERSION($of,$a,$good,$team) ) }
and
select my %fingernails;
$fingernails{'you','keep'..'clean'};

if ( I->can( $not/do { Look-into-your-eyes; even, time(); 1; } ) ) {
    $@ = 'stupid dream that', not REALIZE 
    and I, AINT, FAIKIN;
}
BUT: { 
I->can( bring_home_the_turkey ) 
and
YOU->can( bring_home_the_bacon );
}

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Gyan Kapur
gyan.kapur@rhhllp.com

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