a tribute to the lord of the rings (not really that obfuscated): 

#!/usr/bin/perl
@in = split(//, <<'END');
You cannot pass,' he said. The orcs stood still and a silence fell. `I
am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. You
cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back
to the Shadow. You cannot pass!'
END
$res = "J";
@order = qw(2 13 9 3 5 6 1 9 18 19 32 10 11 29 32 45 41 88 22 33 158
57 78 25);
$res .= $in[$_] for @order;
print $res;

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In reply to my JAPH by batkins

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