"Getting a date with Perl" may be the most misleading title since "Naked Lunch". It's Friday night, and despite (or because of) my skill with Perl, I still have the same problem as before: no date. If Perl could help people get dates, C would be deader than Pascal and Larry Wall would be richer than Bill Gates.
-Logan
"What do I want? I'm an Perl Coder. I want more dates."