The code is pretty bad but the text that I was going to use was even worse!

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
goto the_end;
print "Wakka wakka wakka!\n";
the_middle: goto somewhere_else;
$_='\x045\x067\x088\x069';
spaghetti: goto cheese;
print eval($_);
burger: goto with_fries;
print "can't catch me!\n";
$!=3;
covered_in_gravy: goto and_salt;
do_not: goto go;
print "Collect $200!";
stop: goto circles;
squares: $_="Just Another Perl Hacker\n";
my $japh=die($_);
goto &$japh;
circles: goto squares;
$_="He's evil I tell you!";
go: goto stop;
$^=5;
and_salt: goto do_not;
print "Evil is afoot!\n";
dump;
with_fries: goto covered_in_gravy;
$"=',';
cheese: goto burger;
@_=qw(who is your daddy?);
somewhere_else: goto spaghetti;
print "Booyah!\n";
the_end: goto the_middle;

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In reply to Original Obfu Concept for The Most Cleverly Hidden Secret of All Time! by Mr. Muskrat
in thread The Most Cleverly Hidden Secret of All Time! (666th post) by Mr. Muskrat

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