Another grook (sorry, I can't restrain myself...)
quite relevant I think, though it's not obfuscated itself...
$you_know_what_I_mean = <<GROOK;
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(by Piet Hein, from Grooks, 1966)
(translated into Perl by Osfameron - hakim\@earthling.net)

A poet should be of the
    old-fashioned meaningless brand;
obscure, esoteric, symbolic, -
    the critics demand it;
so if there's a poem of mine
    that you do understand
I'll gladly explain what it means
    till you don't understand it.
GROOK

$obfuscator =
$poet{"old-fashioned meaningless brand"} = {
    obscure => 1,
    esoteric=> 1,
    symbolic=> 1
};
push my @poems, {
    poem         => __FILE__,
    understood     => 0,
};

if (critics_accept($obfuscator)) {
    for $poem (@poems) {
        while (understand($poem)) { explain ($poem, 'gladly') }
        $you_actually_know_what_I_mean++ if understand($poem);
    }
    print $you_know_what_I_mean unless $you_actually_know_what_I_mean;
}

sub critics_accept { $poet = shift; 
(    $poet->{obscure} 
and    $poet->{esoteric}
and    $poet->{symbolic})
}

sub understand     { (shift)->{understood} }
sub explain     { (shift)->{understood}-- }

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Cheerio!
Osfameron

In reply to You Know What I Mean (another Grook) by osfameron

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