I'm not big on writing japhs; in fact, until tonight, I've never written one that I would actually consider for a .signature or something... but something about the discussion at Dangerous diamonds! inspired me and I cranked out two that I like. I didn't see any based on the same principle in the collection of miscellaneous japhs at http://www.cpan.org/misc/japh so I'm hoping they are original. (Let me know if they aren't.)

Which do you like better?

First, the slightly more obfu'd one: 

perl -e "s();echo Just another Perl hacker,|;;open _;print<_>"

[download]
And the basic one: 
perl -pe "BEGIN{@ARGV='echo Just another Perl hacker,|'}"

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Addendum: Gee, just minutes later and at -2? I'm not complaining, mind you... but I'd like to know why. Are they not original despite my thinking they might be? Just for the record, these are not dangerous despite where I got my inspiration. *sigh*

Update: Changed quoting to make them work on Windows too.

-sauoq
"My two cents aren't worth a dime.";

In reply to My First Good(?) Original(?) JaPh,s by sauoq

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