I have been programming in various languages for about 20 years now and I have been programming in Perl for a few years now but still consider myself a "Perl newbie". I do have the Camel book, "Programming Perl" as well as "Advanced Perl Programming", "Perl Cookbook", "CGI Programming", "Perl DBI", "Network Programming with Perl" (not an O'Reily book but still a good one), etc. I just couldn't get it to work. If I've learned one thing programming it is that eventually you have to ask for help. If for nothing else but to get a fresh perspective on the problem.