Hmm, trying this in a small test script didn't seem to work. Which means I'm probably not doing it right.
The code below would make me think that it will print that out for 5 seconds and then stop via the exit call.
Instead it just runs and runs, happy as can be. 
$SIG {ALRM} = sub {exit};
alarm (5);

while(1){
    print "hairy fishnuts\n";
}

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"perl -v" tells me "This is perl, v5.6.1 built for i386-freebsd"

What am I doing wrong?

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There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.

In reply to Re: Re: script suicide? by AssFace
in thread script suicide? by AssFace

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