perl -le '$_="Just another Perl hacker";/e/;sub AUTOLOAD{eval qq{sub $
+{(caller"Just")[scalar(()="a coke please"=~//g)]}}.qq}{(caller"Just")
+[scalar(()="give me a coke"=~//g)]=~m(([^\072]*)\$)\x7d};&${(caller"J
+ust")[scalar(()="coke, no more pepsi"=~//g)]}};print+(join$",map{join
+$,,map{eval"main::$_()"}split//}split),","'

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Windows users might want to put it in a file first. (Translating quotes might be tedious.)

Update: This requires 5.8. Sorry about that. I'll try to figure it out later.

Later: Here is a fix for older perls.

-sauoq
"My two cents aren't worth a dime.";

In reply to "no more pepsi" JAPH by sauoq

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