another JAPH. it's not very obfuscated, but i think the idea is quite funny 
use IO::Socket;$_='www.perlmonks.org';$t = 80;$a1 = "just";$a2 = " ";
$a3 = "cke";$et = IO::Socket::INET->new(Proto => 'tcp',PeerAddr => 
$_,PeerPort => $t,Timeout => 10,);unless($et) 
{die("Could not connect to $_:$t");}$et->autoflush(1);print $et 
("HEAD / HTTP/1.0\nHost: $_\n\n");$off = 1;while ($line = <$et>)
{if ($line =~ "Perl Monks - The Monastery Gates"){push (@lalala,$line)
;}}foreach $eee (@lalala){;$r6 = substr ("$eee",6,4);$r1 = substr 
("$eee",26,1);$r2 = substr ("$eee",25,1);$r3 = substr ("$eee",24,1);
$r4 = substr ("$eee",19,3);$r5 = substr ("$eee",8,1);$r7 = 
substr ("$eee",20,1);}$st = $a1.$a2.$r1.$r2.$r3.$r4.$r5.$a2.$r6.$a2.
$r7.$r1.$a3.$r5;print "$st";

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have fun! alfie.

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