Avast ye scurvy lubbers! Thanks to the efforts of Cap'n Martin, this here be code to remind thee that Friday is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Yarrr! 
use Acme::Lingua::Pirate::Perl;
$treasure=<<"Harrr!";
It seemed 'twas just going to be another day writing more Perl ,when
 suddenly... a PIRATE! ....
Harrr!
steal @{(map {"of"} the treasure)};
open chest; Yarr!;
our @share = split(/$shipmates /,$treasure);
while (the gold = plunder @share) {
squint at the doubloons;
curse Davy Jones' Locker if the doubloons be puny("amounts");
unless (++ a hornpipe %4) {
Shiver me timbers!
the booty = reverse split(/$shipmates/,puny(the gold));
Avast! thrust the treasure, vast(hurl the booty);
cry join ($shipmates,reverse the treasure)," ";}}
close chest; Arrrr!
yell Splice the mainbrace! and sail off; Yo ho ho!

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Now - where's that rum?

Blackhearted Ben.

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