Hey there. It's my first Japh, be gentle. I've been programming Perl for a while now, but after a long break I decided to come back here to Perlmonks to attune myself to the finer points of the language. What better way to get started by hacking away at a Japh? Please comment on it, even if you think it isn't worth unraveling or think it's boring. Tested on two Unix boxes and an Activestate Windows box, it worked using strict. 
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;

my $m=15;my %a;my $z="%x";$a{b}=qw(a);my @i=($m,$z);my @l;
$l[0]="o r".' '."t "."n".' '."k l e".' '."m";@l= split(? ?,$l[0]);
$a{z}="c";@i=reverse(@i);my $r = sprintf($i[0],$i[1]);$a{n}=qw(o);
print "\U$r\E"."$l[1]$a{b}";
print"$l[$_]" for(3..4);print ", "."Jus"."$l[2]"
." "."\u$a{b}@l[3]@l[0]@l[2]h@l[6]@l[1] \u$a{z}$a{b}";for
($r=7;$r>4;$r--){print
"@l[$r]";};print
" \u@l[4]$a{n}$a{n}@l[4]";

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Frank

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