Well, I personally love Perl. I'm very new to the language but find it to be one of my favorites. However a friend of mine is always trying to get me to use Cold Fusion. I don't have a choice of switching because my webserver only allows perl cgi, and not coldfusion, but I still want to defend my beloved perl against him!
In other words, i'm looking for ammo as to how Perl is better than coldfusion. He is always accusing Perl of being outdated.