I started this some time back and this somehow reminded me that I never finished it. If this offends anyone, I sincerely apologize.

formline BY, $the_confessional;
pack "IN", $the_box;

bless $me, Father for @I_have_sinned;
time - $last_confession >  20 * 365 * 24 * 60 * 60;
my $father; $I, seek YOUR, $wisdom, $guidance and $support;
$I, sin and $wonder if exists $god{"in heaven"}, each %day;
$I, link "chains across the", exit; @the_orphanage;
$I, pop @children's_balloons for $fun;
$I, do { sleep $around };
$I, push @nuns, $with_a_broom;
$I, read MY_NEIGHBOR'S, $mail, 1 or 30, times, each %month; 
$I, import and exp$ort, $illegal_goods;
$oh and local $police_are_looking for @me; 
cos $I, kill$ed, $my_mother_in_law;
<FATHER>; tell ME_WHAT_SHOULD_I_DO;

my $son;
eval $your_situation and study $the_bible while $I, $the_police->();

<FATHER>, $Ummm ... wait while $I, split;

exit, $the_confessional;
join "the", @circus;

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