Re: http://users.owt.com/lazrchet/humor/msjoke2.htm ++

Once I stopped laughing my head off, it struck me that this defines the main difference between Win32 and *nix.

With Windows, users are encouraged to dial an expensive, and usually unhelpful Helpline number, only to be asked a zillion, irrelevant questions--like the doctor that always asks you if you opened your bowels lately, even when you're there for a sprained ankle or sore throat--in order to receive a technically correct, but useless answer.

With *nix, you only need type "man somecommand" to receive the same!

Examine what is said, not who speaks.
"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." -David Dunham
"Think for yourself!" - Abigail
Timing (and a little luck) are everything!

In reply to Re: Re^2:detecting $& usage by BrowserUk
in thread detecting $& usage by greatdane

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