And yea did the apprentice get sarcastic and say: "I ask thee for enlightenment and you give me oyster sh*t? Great!"

The Zen master bowed her head, slipped off her necklace and said, "Order rises from Disorder and Beauty from Filth."

She ran a toe across the cut edge of the tile floor and said, "Start with Order and you may find yourself trapped, Beauty can get ugly real quick."

And the apprentice wandered off having gotten bored trying to look down the Master's bodice.

j/k, no flames please =)

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In reply to RE: Zen (j/k) by extremely
in thread Zen by larsen

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