This one came to me when I was listening to "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin. It's a line that seemed to place itself into a perl script :), so I dedicate this perl poem to Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham of Led Zeppelin :).
if(@hedgerow =~ /bustle/i) {
!alarm time(); #As a suggestion from YuckFoo, Thank you :)
$just = "Springclean of", $theMayQueen;
}