Sure! All you need to do is following these simple steps:
  1. Install Perl on your system
  2. Figure out how to have Perl run as a TSR
  3. Figure out how to have Perl monitor your microphone
  4. Figure out how to have Perl determine how loud is too loud
  5. Figure out how to have Perl say something to your speakers
  6. Debug the hell out of it (It is Windows ...)
  7. Release it to CPAN under the name Acme::ConanTheLibrarian
No problem! I'll expect to see the module by Friday, ok?

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In reply to Re: Conan the librarian by dragonchild
in thread Conan the librarian by Trag

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