Perl is a woman.
Check out this site (perlmonks)

I do not understand her – see Obfuscated code.
She has beauty – see Perl Poetry.
Her creativity is without bounds – see Cool Uses for Perl
We don’t always do things the same way – see Snippets Section
Old arguments are always there to haunt you – see Code Catacombs
There is always something to learn about her – see Perl News
There are times to spend together – see Perl Discussions
Peaceful times together – see Meditations
Where else would you go when you are wrong? – Seekers of Perl Wisdom

And in closing, how about the CB?

Oops, this wasn’t anonymous ;)

Why would I chage a thing, as it is, Perl and my wife know about each other, have no intrest in each other, and are not jealous of each other. I enjoy the company of each, and when one gets tired of me and spurns my advances, I can go to the other for comfort, enjoyment, and entertainment.

Enjoy!
Dageek

In reply to Re: If perl was a woman... by johndageek
in thread If perl was a woman... by Anonymous Monk

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