Clubbinger Kluh-binga Orig: fictional: a special wooden truncheon fashioned out of the tropical hard wood Bubinga.

I'd prefer it if the "if else" made sense for both eventualities, which is what you are kinda alluding to, aren't you?

It reminds me of a cross-word puzzle a stand-in teacher gave us for physics once:

Down
23. Is copper a good insulator? (2)
Ironically the clues I'd got already helped further the obviousness of the answer, it was: N_. 

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Brother Frankus.

In reply to Not that it makes a heck of a lot of difference to yer: by frankus
in thread Tonight's Dilemma by rlk

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