#!/usr/bin/perl
# Everything is a closure!
use strict;
use warnings;
sub z(@);
sub zz(&);

z(map { my $z = $_; sub { $z } }
    map ord, split(//,
        zz { substr(scalar <DATA>, 2) }))->();

sub z(@) {
    my @z;
    my $z  = sub($) { chr shift };
    my $zz = sub($) {
        push @z, do {
            sub($) {
                my $zzz = shift;
                sub { $z->($zzz) };
              }
          }
          ->(shift);
    };
    do {
        my @z = @_;
        sub {
            foreach my $z ( @z ) { $zz->($z->()); }
        }
    }->(@_);
    do {
        sub {
            foreach my $z (@z) { print $z->(); }
          }
    };
}
sub zz(&) {
    seek DATA, 0, 0;
    readline DATA;                                                    
+                 
    shift->();                                                        
+                 
}
__END__
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Update: Yes, not everything is a closure. It's actually a bunch of misdirection. I hope.

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