Yes, I do know what time of year it is. But hey, it's snowing up here, so I'm feeling festive. Bring on the eggnog!

@_ =('A' , 'a', 'Two', 'Three', 'Four' , 'Five', 'Six', 'Seven', 'Eight', 'Nine', 'Ten', 'Eleven', 'Twelve', 'ing', 'in','geese', 'partridge' ,'swans', 'hens', 'birds', 'doves', 'danc', 'pear', 'call', 'tree', "\n", 'swimm', 'milk', 'leap' ,'pip', 'drumm', 'ers', 'turtle' , 'rings', 'french', 'maids', 'ladies', 'lords', 'golden', 'lay', 'and'); @a=(&_____, &______.&_____,&_______.&______.&_____,&________. &_______.&______.&_____, &__________.&________.&_______. &______.&_____, &____________.&__________.&________.&_______. &______.&_____, &___________.&____________.&__________.&________. &_______.&______.&_____, &_________. &___________.&____________.&__________.&________. &_______.&______.&_____, &____.&_________.&___________. &____________.&__________.&________.&_______.&______.&_____, &___. &____.&_________.&___________.&____________.&__________.&________. &_______.&______.&_____, &__.&___. &____.&_________.&___________.&____________. &__________.&________.&_______.&______.&_____,&_.&__. &___.&____. &_________.&___________.&____________.&__________.&________.&_______. &______.&_____);sub _ {return "@_[12] @_[30]@_[31] @_[30]@_[13] @_[25]"} sub ____________{return "@_[6] @_[15] @_[1]-@_[39]@_[13] @_[25]"} sub ___{return "@_[10] @_[37] @_[1]-@_[28]@_[13] @_[25]"} sub __________ {return "@_[5] @_[38] @_[33] @_[25]"} sub _____{return "@_[0] @_[16] @_[14] @_[1] @_[22] @_[24] @_[25]@_[25] +"} sub ________{return "@_[4] @_[23]@_[13] @_[19] @_[25]"} sub _______ {return "@_[3] @_[34] @_[18] @_[25]"} sub ______{return "@_[2] @_[32]@_[20] @_[40] @_[25]"} sub _________{return "@_[8] @_[35] @_[1]-@_[27]@_[13] @_[25]"} sub ____{return "@_[9] @_[36] @_[21]@_[13] @_[25]"} sub ___________ {return "@_[7] @_[17] @_[1]-@_[26]@_[13] @_[25]"} sub __{return "@_[11] @_[29]@_[31] @_[29]@_[13] @_[25]"} @_=('first', 'second', 'third', 'fourth', 'fifth', 'sixth', 'seventh', 'eightth', 'nineth', 'tenth' ,'eleventh', 'twelfth');$i=0; foreach (@a){print reverse(("\n",' ...','me',' to ','gave',' love ', 'true','my ', ' christmas ','of' ,' day ',@_[$i] ,'the ','On ')) ;sleep(2);print ;$i++;}

In reply to An Un-Seasonably Festive Obfu by ktross

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