I've seen a couple of Obfus here that are based upon the predictable nature of perl's random number generator. Unfortunately, these solutions tend to be system/version dependant. Here is my attempt at a rand-JAPH that overcomes this issue. 
use subs qw(rand);@" =(-31,1,57,87,-46,26,27,6,0,46,,72,
 36,-7,-3,-4,-2,50,3,-6,58,16,2,-15,56,15);@_=(1,0,1,0,0,
  1,1);$!=0; for(1..25) {@_=rand(@_);print chr($_+@"[$!]);
  $!++;}sub rand{unshift(@_,$_[3]^$_[5]), pop(@_), $_= '',
 $_=join(/,/,@_),$_=&_($_),return @_}sub _{return unpack(
"N", pack("B32",substr("0"x32 . shift,-32)));} rand(@_);

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Does this work for everyone?

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In reply to System Independant Rand-JAPH by ktross

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