I am embarassed, shame-faced, and ashamed. I am going to go and shave my head off leaving only a thin wedge sticking out in the middle. Please, don't anyone else bother wasting your time replying to this stupid thread.
By the way, cmeyer, much gratitude to you for slapping me out of my glazed stupor.
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when small people start casting long shadows, it is time to go to bed