While you have certainly had a memorable first day at the Monastery, I am really not sure exactly how you expected to be rewarded for your participation so far. I have therefore decided to point you to two of our many excellent resources, in the hopes that one of them accurately reflects your intended destination.

The first resource assumes you really do want your "monk status" to move in a positive direction. It also assumes that while you state you are willing to "do anything," hard work and contributing to the PM community are probably not terribly high on your list of priorities. (Feel free to prove me wrong by gung-ho posts filled to the brim with high-quality Perl code and other gems of wisdom.) If on the other hand you think the paycheck just gets you in your employer's door, begin your journey here: Sainthood via Seniority Simulation

If, on the other hand, you plan on continuing your precipituous descent into the abyss, let this be your guide to the lower levels of Hell, and the denizens you may expect to encounter therein.

Do let us know if there is anything else we can do to assist you in your quest, whichever direction your fortunes lie.

planetscape

In reply to Re: Low Status by planetscape
in thread Low Status by cowhide

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