How far can a swallow wearing coconuts fly?
-42
-Is it an European swallow?
-CowboyNeal shot it down
-ObiWan Kenobi says there are no coconuts *waves his hand*
-It can't fly with coconuts!
-Far...Very far..


Who's the strongest?
-Elephant
-Hipopotamus
-Alien
-Camel
-Vim


In space, no one will hear you
-cry
-flush the toilets
-*not* flush the toilets
-use emacs
-and you are sad
-sing madonna
-who cares?


You like your coffee with
-sugar and cream
-a handsome guy
-a beautiful girl
-vim
-all the love you can give


P!
Are the monkeys gone yet?

In reply to Re: poll ideas quest by Pied
in thread poll ideas quest by vroom

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