You think you are extremely clever, don't you :?)
How about a clientside image map, along the lines of:
<MAP NAME="perlmonks">
   <AREA SHAPE="rect" COORDS="0,0,15,100" HREF="http://www.perlmonks.c
+om">
   <AREA SHAPE="rect" COORDS="15,0,30,100" HREF="http://perlmonks.com"
+>
   <AREA SHAPE="rect" COORDS="30,0,45,100" HREF="http://www.perlmonks.
+net">
   <AREA SHAPE="rect" COORDS="45,0,50,100" HREF="http://perlmonks.net"
+>
   <AREA SHAPE="rect" COORDS="50,0,65,100" HREF="http://www.perlmonks.
+org">
   <AREA SHAPE="rect" COORDS="65,0,70,100" HREF="http://perlmonks.org"
+>
</MAP>
<IMG SRC="colorperlmonkssm.gif" USEMAP="#perlmonks">

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In reply to (crazyinsomniac) Re: Absolute Logo Link by crazyinsomniac
in thread Absolute Logo Link by epoptai

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