Ok fellow monks, I am honestly having a tough time making myself do this, but the circumstances under which I find myself are leaving me little choice.

Begging here for money is never a option.
Go away.
Get a job.
Ask your local community for money (family, friends, local do-godder, church/whatever).
Ask your goverment for money.
Sell your stuff (that thing you use to type your emails).
Sell your roommates stuff (thief).
Most importantly, go away!
Every day I get hit up for money, everywhere I go. Perlmonks is not the place to beg for money.

update: added local, it got lost; swapped a slash for a comma.
I'm not planning on fixing the do-godder typo :)

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