# Forward this script to 10 of your friends, or bad things will happen
+!
$_->forward($0) for @friends;
if (scalar @friends < 10)
{
$you->disaster();
}
else
{
$you->good_fortune(1);
}
sub disaster
{
(
"Crushed by falling piano.",
"Runaway lawn mower.",
"Caught in web of deceit, spun by giant man-eating spider.",
"Hiccups.",
"Leg cut off. New wooden leg infested with termites.",
"Downvoted.",
"Gruesome yodeling accident.",
"Nose hair lice.",
"John Tesh concert.",
"Java."
)
[rand(10)];
}
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