Excellent!  I have one request -- can you explain the magic you're doing with AUTOLOAD, and what you mean by "vstrings"?  I haven't used AUTOLOAD much, (I actually *did* think about using it for this obfuscation) so I'd appreciate knowing more!

Updated:  Here's what I have so far: 
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
                                                                      
+          
use warnings;
                                                                      
+          
my $text;
my @a = (
    sub {$text = $_[0]},                    # Assign text to $1
    sub {$text = $_[0] . $text},            # Prepend text with $1
    sub {$text .= "\n"; shift},             # Appends "\n" to text
    sub {$text =~ s/$_[1]//; print $text}   # Remove $1 from text, pri
+nt text
);
                                                                      
+          
sub AUTOLOAD {
    *{$AUTOLOAD} = shift(@a);
    goto &$AUTOLOAD
}
                                                                      
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foreach my $subname (v74, "put", "the", "RAPH") {
    *{$subname.'::AUTOLOAD'} = \&{'AUTOLOAD'}
}
                                                                      
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I put the J in RAPH and remove the R

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In reply to Re^5: I put the J in JAPH by liverpole
in thread I put the J in JAPH by muba

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