Oh holiest monks please forgive me. I I'll be good this year, I am expecting a whole batch of goodies from Santa and I wouldn't want you good people to feel bad and sympathetic to me by spoiling my learned experiance of nothing. I am sorry again for underestimating your hyperintelligence, and for exxaggerating my stupidity by giving you all such hard times correcting all my laze. So I have decided to become a hermit and see if my reputation improves as of next Wednesday. This way you will all see how brilliant you are and how I will repent my evil ways. Then without your help I will create a script which will go wildly wrong and destroy the world. And it will be all my fault and not yours for I have sinned. 
#!/client/happy/ready/perlbin/perlfiles/perl

use NUKE::Deploy -w;
use STALIN::Keyphrase;
unless (1==0){
  $universe->new($nuke=>Keyphrase);
  Deploy($universe);
}
open(PORK,"missile silo in Baghdad") or die "$universe";
$fire->$NUKE(PORK);
close(PORK);
print <<"Here";
Content-type: text/html

Time to die unless you can make 1 equal 0
Here

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Now do you really want this to happen? I dont. That is why I have chosen to become a hermit. See you on Thursday, alive. PS send alterations of that code to GWB@WH.org

In reply to Meditation minus one by pawel_guz

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