It's been a while since I've posted anything here. I've recently gotten into a relationship, and I did not want to neglect her, so I had to take a break from the Perl Monk thing ;). This one is the longest I've ever written, and I hope the readmore tags work (I've never used them before).

As a matter of fact, it's been a while since I've written any perl, so this is most likely filled with errors. I tried to catch what I could before I post, but you know how it is. . . not matter how much time you spend looking over something before you most, you manage to miss something. I will also go with the excuses it's late, so I'll probably be able to make fixes when I get a fresh start tomorrow morning ;). 

$really=&love($woman);

sub really_love
{
  $her=shift;

  $to_know=&understand($her);
  &deep_inside($to_know);

  sub understand
  {
    $her=shift;
    $every;

    @thoughts;
    $thoughts=@thoughts;
    for($x=0;$x<=$thoughts;$x++)
    {
      hear($thoughts[$x]);
    }

    @dreams;
    $dreams=@dreams;
    for($x=0;$x<=$dreams;$x++
    {
      see($dreams[$x]);
    }

    sub hear
    {
      $thought=shift;
      $every.=" ".$thought;
    }

    sub see
    {
      $dream=shift;
      $every.=" ".$dream;
    }

    return($every);
  }

  sub deep_inside
  {
    $her=shift;
  }

  &give($wings);

  sub give
  {
    $wants_to_fly=shift;
    $wings;

    if($wants_to_fly)
    {
      $wings=2;
    } else {
      $wings=0;
    }
  }

  &find($yourself);

  sub find
  {
    $yourself=shift;
    lyin($helpless);

    sub lyin
    {
      $in_her_arms=shift;
    }
  }

  return(1);
}

if($really)
{
  print "Ya know ya really love a woman";
}

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(Must be tired, for got to include the following information the first time around ;). . .

For those who it isn't obvious, this is from "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?" By Bryan Adams (I'll listen to just about anything ;). It's always nice to give credit ;).

In reply to Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman? by CloneArmyCommander

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