I'm sorry, [id://cvcrud], that your first posting here has taken such a negative turn. I think you'll find that the monks here are generally a helpful and kindly lot, in spite of any first impression you may have formed. Given some of the recent discussions that have been rattling around the monastery, I think the suggestions you received were meant to be helpful, and should be taken as such.

You are operating under a misconception: you did, indeed, come here to be 'schooled', as did we all. You may have received more than you bargained for, but a little humility will go a long way in helping to accept criticism, especially the kind that seems nit-picking. Don't give up on PerlMonks, but rather roll up your sleeves, wade in and make it a better place. You're welcome here, however you spell 'Perl'.

Just a little more unsolicited advice: I've generally found that people are more willing to listen to me if I refrain from calling them names. :)