The starting %: is just brilliant. Congratulations! In the meantime I added LaTeX, zsh and original Bourne Shell (tested on SunOS 5.7) support. Here it is: 
%:/*:if 0;false +s &&(#*/include<stdio.h>/*
{ \egroup\expandafter\ifx\csname documentclass\endcsname\relax
  \else \documentclass{article}\begin{document} Just another
  \LaTeX\ hacker, \csname fi\endcsname \end{document}
  \fi Just another \TeX\ hacker,
{ \egroup\end                   
} &g;print substr q q
Just another Perl hacker,
q, 1 and exit; q q
" (";})
awk 'BEGIN{printf"%c[A%c[K",27,27
}';sh=sh;test $BASH_VERSION&&sh=bash
test $ZSH_VERSION&&sh=zsh
echo Just another $sh hacker, && exit; */
int main() { return 0*printf("\
Just another C%s hacker,\n\
", "++"+2*(1%sizeof'2')); } /* }
/Times-Roman findfont 20 scalefont setfont newpath 72 72 moveto
(Just another PostScript hacker,)
show showpage % q # */

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