You shouldn't use the smoke method without checking for legality in your current location.

use Cigarettes;

LEGALCHECK:
while ($self->get_location->is_indoors()) {
  eval {
    require Legalistic::Crap;
  };
  if ($@) {
    warn "Watch out for the cops!";
    last LEGALCHECK;
  }

  if (smoking_is_legal($location)) {
     last LEGALCHECK;
  } elsif ($location =~ m/bar|pub|restaurant/) {
    $self->emigrate();
  } elsif ($location =~ m/workplace/) {
    $self->quit_job();
  } elsif ($location =~ m/cancer clinic/) {
    $self->hide_in_closet();
    last LEGALCHECK;
  } else {
    $self->go_elsewhere();
  }
}
smoke and die;

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All dogma is stupid.

In reply to Re: Short as life itself by tirwhan
in thread Short as life itself by olus

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