I thought this little ditty up as I was in my AI class. I guess that means I passed the Turing test since I spontaniously generated poetry. Note, I'm only doing this, because Discostu is probably not coming back in any serious form. Were he not a troll, I would not write this. :-) But since he IS a troll, please enjoy!

~W

DiscoStu, DiscoStu,
What are we to do with you?
Your cut'n'paste skills are very neat
But all you do is lie and cheat
Perhaps you think you are 31337?
The only one you fool is you.
We are not amused, DiscoStu.

Erudil, with beard so great,
Must not like your posts of late.
You seem to like downvotes galore
Your experience drops through the floor
Are you out to oust bravismore?
Why do you want to incur such hate,
and make us want to beat your pate?

Are you bored with life that you come here?
Do you think the end is near?
Are you some kind of massochist?
Don't you think we'll get quite pissed?
Steal in Arabia, you'll loose your wrist!
You've posted the worst node of the year.
Many want to box your ear!

Add more stanzas everybody!! Format is AABBBAA.

In reply to The Ballad of DiscoStu by wombat

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