print "TRUE" if "JAPH" ne "OBFUSCATION";
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#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;       
$|++;
spell() or print "\n";

sub spaz{
# you can increase the repetitions to slow this down
# or add something useful in the loop 
 for (1..600) {
  print "$_\x08" for ("|","/","-","\\","_");
  }                                         
}  

sub spell {
  print and spaz for split // , qq._just another perl hacker.;
}

__END__
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# cutesified, for a signature.
sub spaz{for(1..600){print"$_\x08"for("|","/",
"-","\\","_");}}for (qq.just another perl hacker!.){
for(split //){print if s i ! i \n ix or print and spaz ;} }

__END__
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#!/usr/bin/perl -wT
# Same idea, but cleaned up of the 
# JAPH silliness.
# Now it will measure progress (spaz() is
# wasteful for real work. This will give
# you an idea, though.) "./*" is used :. -T is too.

use strict;       
work();

sub spaz{
 for (1..600) {
  print "$_\x08" for ("|","/","-","\\");
  }                                         
}  

sub work {
 for (glob "./*"){              
   open FILE, $_ or die "$_: $!";
   print "|";
   # do something...
   close FILE;      
   spaz;      
   }
  print " Done!\n";
}

__END__
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