i admit, i lol'd when i read 'i couldn't resist..'
i couldn't duplicate the output with the sample data using algorithm diff, it was similar but the new lines were off..
additionally, i have a
that it doesn't output anything but one line (with the number 6 in parenthesis).. it looks pretty promising on the short set of sample data but i think it's confused with the big set of data (which happens to use fqdn instead of just hostname)