I spent many a useful hour in college at The Irish Lion learning how to drink yards.
Ah, you were far wiser than I. My (unsuccessful, but fun) yard experiences were on my own time, working on a contract in London. Where was the Irish Lion?
the neophyte will have the glass tipped WAAAaaaay too high,
Oh, no...
there will be a loud GLUG,
Please, no...
and the neophyte's eyes will enlarge to the size of ashtrays as a tsunami of Harp rushes towards them.
It was Guiness for me, and you must have been watching. I did say "unsuccessful, but fun". 8-)

In reply to Re^3: The glass is... by apl
in thread The glass is... by Minimiscience

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